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Jessica Simpson’s breasts have been recognized as the best in Hollywood by InTouch Weekly. Surprisingly, I wasn’t consulted but I’m going to let the ruling stand because, well, boobs. Here’s their Top 10 list for your perusal. WARNING: It’s full of WTF?:

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyonc Knowles

I’ll let you guys debate the inclusion of some of the ladies on this list. I mean, Jennifer Aniston? We’re talking about breasts here not permanent nipple hardage for Chrissakes. This is what happens, InTouch, when you leave me out of the vetting process. I bet you didn’t even judge the candidates in a hot tub full of Jell-O, did you? Of course not. Dammit, does no one believe in science anymore? What a sad state of affairs. I blame video games. NOTE:Added a photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts over the past year along with her video for “These Boots Are Made for Walking” after the jump. You know, the one where she washes the General Lee in a bikini in the greatest act of patriotism since the time I threw an American flag at a French Fry this morning.

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Celebrity Sex.Ashley Tisdale in a bikini

These are pictures of High School Musical’s Ashley Tisdale spending her birthday in Hawaii. If you have no idea who she is, please, switch lives with me. In the meantime, I guess she’s hot - sort of. I dunno. Hold on, my penis just wrote me a note: “I quit.” Dude! What about the memories we’ve had together? Like all those time I’d think inanimate objects were really a woman: The coffeemaker, the book shelf, Suzanne Somers… EDIT: Moving this to the top of the page in the interest of freedom. Or science. Or something. Don’t question it. Otherwise that means the terrorists have won.

Celebrity Porn.Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens Jet Off To Vacation
On-and-off-screen couple Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens step out of their limousine and board a private jet at a Los Angeles airport on Friday. The High School Musical twosome are jetting off for a little July 4th getaway! Maybe to join their HSM costar Ashley Tisdale and her boyfriend Jared Murillo in Hawaii? DO YOU THINK […]

Celebrity Porn.Selena Gomez + Demi Lovato = BFFs
BFFs Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato keeps their arms locked together as they arrive at a hotel together in Toronto, Ontario on Thursday. Demi is opening for The Jonas Brothers tonight (Friday) at the Molson Amphitheatre. Selena, who stars on the hit Disney show Wizards of Waverly Place, is here to watch Demi and […]

Celebrity Porn.Jennifer Lopez Has a Shiny Bikini Bottom
Jennifer Lopez sparkles in a silver bikini while celebrating Independence day on vacation in Portofino, Italy on Friday. Joining the 38-year-old new mom were musician husband Marc Anthony and designer Stefano Gabbana of Dolce & Gabbana. Earlier this week, both Jennifer and Stefano came out to support Marc when he received the Honorary Award from the Milan […]

Celebrity Sex.Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini

These are pics of Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis wearing a bikini on the set of her latest movie. You may remember her from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or some crazy YouTube video where her breast keeps falling out on Italian television. Somebody get this woman an Oscar. No, make that all the Oscar. NOTE: Aforementioned NSFW video after the jump. It may be in Italian, but it speaks the international language of “Holy shit, that’s a boob.” Mamma mia!

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