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Celebrity Sex.Christian Bale defended by McG
McG sang the praises of Christian Bale who he’s currently directing in the upcoming film Terminator Salvation. Christian had some trouble in the press last week when he was arrested for allegedly assaulting his mother. But McG won’t have any of this poppycock and delivered a ham-fisted defense of the actor at Comic-Con this weekend. Us Magazine reports:

“Christian sets an excellent example in that way,” McG went on. “Just for the record, he is a big hearted, good guy. I’ve worked with a lot of people, and that’s just simply who he is.”
Added McG: “He loves his wife. He loves his child.”

Other things Christian Bale loves according to McG: Baby Jesus. Kittens. Helping old ladies with their groceries. Christmas morning. Butterfly kisses. (Both the Bob Carlisle song and the actual act.) Meanwhile, Christian Bale just fired his publicist. He specifically asked for anybody other than McG to defend him in the press. I mean, seriously, how hard is it to track down Hitler’s Ghost for a comment?

Celebrity Sex.Shia LaBeouf not at fault for DUI crash
Shia LaBeouf’s crash on Sunday morning turned out to be not his fault despite being freaking loaded, according to the AP:

Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver apparently ran a red light, and will be also be cited.

Now this is something I wouldn’t want to know if I were Shia LaBeouf. I’d prefer learning a valuable lesson instead of finding out, “Hey, guess what, you’re actually a decent drunk driver who just got nailed by some idiot.” There’s only way that’ll end: Me filling my glove box with Jim Beam and Jell-O and starting an office car pool. Sure, everyone will complain I’m not wearing any pants, but have you seen those gas prices?

Celebrity Oops.It s a Boy for Melissa Joan Hart
Copyright © 2008 Celebrity Cowboy. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@celebritycowboy.com so we can take legal action immediately. Congratulations are in order for Melissa Joan Hart and her […]

Celebrity Sex.Rebecca Romjin knocked up by Jerry O’Connell (I’m pretty sure one of these people is famous. I think.)

Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O’Connell are having twins. Yay! Now they won’t be entirely alone in obscurity. People reports:

The babies are due this winter.
And just a little more than a week ago, O’Connell, 34, told PEOPLE, “We’re trying to get pregnant.”
“It would be amazing if it happened,” he said, adding that practicing has been “a lot of fun.”

“Practice.” he added. “Practice all the time. It never stops with her! Christ, now I know how John Stamos died. And I’m next!” Jerry O’Connell was latter found crying in a dumpster, softly singing “You’ll never guess my secret identity, who’s on the inside - hides from his wife in a dumpster, whoa oh whoa!“* *Have a case of the WTFs? Video after the jump.

Celebrity Sex.Britney Spears gets her bikini on, my eyes suprisingly don’t hate me

I’d traveled to all four corners of the Earth, and at last, I found her again. This would be our final battle. The killing blow to be delivered by the bazooka I won off an Army colonel in a game of Russian roulette. But, suddenly, there’s a commotion. It’s coming from- from- my pants? What manner of trickery is this? Arousal? How can this be? No no no NO! “Y’ALLLLLLLLLLLLL” She’s spotted me. With my khaki tent fully pitched, I must flee - or must I? I find myself drawn to the creature. I step out of the brush and approach it. Instead of paralyzing fear, I feel strange emotions. Is this how it was meant to be? Two brutal enemies become star-crossed lovers. Yes, I can feel my heart warming as the anticipation of embrace grips me. It’s at that moment I realize my folly. I had tucked a Snickers bar in my safari hat earlier that day. Well played, Beast. Well pla- “CRUNCH!”

Celebrity Porn.Kristin Kreuk Has Short Hair
Former Smallville star Kristin Kreuk just blogged an entry titled “Ummm I cut off all my hair!” Here’s what she had to say: “So, I am assuming there are a few of you who are wanting to murder me at this precise moment Now, deep breaths, it will grow back at some point. And […]

Celebrity Porn.Ashley Tisdale is a Coffee Bean Babe
Ashley Tisdale stops at her local Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf for an iced caffeinated beverage on Tuesday morning in Studio City, Los Angeles. The 23-year-old High School Musical star will make an appearance at the second annual Target Presents Variety’s Power of Youth event, which will take place in Los Angeles on Saturday, Oct. 4, […]

Celebrity Porn.Denis Leary To Host Fashion Rocks!
Rescue Me star Denis Leary is set to host the 5th Anniversary of Fashion Rocks at Radio City Music Hall on Friday, September 5th. Proceeds from this year s concert will benefit Stand Up To Cancer. Performers added to the already stellar lineup include Chris Cornell, OneRepublic, Pussycat Dolls, Solange Knowles and Timbaland, with special […]

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